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Shorter! Shitter! (New Songs; Same Shit)

by Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama

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Dinoc101 This sure does twiddle my toes. Favorite track: If You Think Ghislaine Maxwell is a Victim Then You’d Have to be One of the Dumbest Cunts I’ve Ever Met.
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Public Service Announcement 00:14
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Panic Buy 02:35
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The state of the world it stresses me out Someone ate a bat, toilet paper has all run out Quick love, off to Coles, time is wearing thin There’s only one way out of this mess we’re in Panic buy! Everything in sight we’re gonna Panic buy! Anything we like we’re gonna Panic buy! Everything in sight we’re gonna Panic buy! Until it all runs out “Son, I don’t think we’ve ever eaten tinned ravioli before, and I don’t know if we really need 27 cans of it… just get em though… In case they run out!” Rock up at 4am first in the line Looks like there’s nothing left, but still it all shall be mine Mexican stand off for the last loaf bread The only thing you’ll gets a punch in the head Because I need Everything More than you! Panic buy! Everything in sight we’re gonna Panic buy! Anything we like we’re gonna Panic buy! Everything in sight we’re gonna Panic buy! Until it all runs out
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If You Think Ghislaine Maxwell is a Victim Then You’d Have to be One of the Dumbest Cunts I’ve Ever Met 01:48
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Ghislaine Maxwell I hope you rot in hell Before you go and kill yourself You’d better fucking tell All about Prince Andrew And your other pedo friends It’s the least that you could do For all the kids you helped molest And if you think she’s a victim Then I think you’re a fuckwit If you think she’s a victim Then I think you’re a cunt If you think she’s a victim Then I think you’re a fuckwit If you think she’s a victim Then I think you’re a cunt She used to fetch him soup Then she fetched him kids Her friends called it manipulation But I don’t buy that shit Ghislaine Maxwell I hope you rot in hell Before you go and kill yourself You’d better fucking tell All about Prince Andrew And your other pedo friends It’s the least that you could do For all the kids you helped molest Jeffrey Epstein There’s no conspiracy The coward killed himself To dodge accountability Choking on a bedsheet Seemed an easy way to go His kind don’t do well in prison Cosby told him so
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Free-Dumb 04:21
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Who needs a mask when you’ve got free-dumb Corona cannot kill your free-dumb Who needs a mask when you’ve got guns Corona cannot kill your free-dumb and guns Lack of equality? That shit is over-stated My family was nice to all the slaves we traded We need to build that wall to keep us safe from harm I’d rather seek to emigrate that cease to bare my arms F is for fuckin For fightin’ For free-dumb Three things they’ll never take from me Opression don’t exist in this great land of ours It’s just fake news on your TV Please keep your politics out of all my sports I like to pick and choose the free-dumbs I supports Don’t give me BLM, all lives matter to me Except if you’re not white and rich or if you’re refugees F is for fuckin For fightin’ For free-dumb Three things they’ll never take from me Oppression don’t exist in this great land of ours It’s just fake news on your TV You can’t tell me what to do The constitution doesn’t let you I have no need for empathy Bad things don’t ever happen to me You think it’s not white privilege It’s just cos you work hard Because you like your football And place your faith in God You braindead fuckin boomers Can’t see what you’ve become You’re fucking up this world With your fucked up sense of free-dumb F is fuckwit For fucktard For fasicist You cunts look thick as fuck to me You need to make a change what better time than now? But you are just too dumb to see Cos you got Free-Dumb Free-Dumb!
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Big Bash! 01:29
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Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed My girlfriend asked me when can we hang out? I told her give it three months the big bash is on now Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed My girlfriend asked me if we could have sex? I told her make it quick love, Lynny is in next Big Bash! Well the crickets pretty shit T20 is the worst But now I’ve got the best excuse To quench my aching thirst Monday! Big bash beers Tuesday! Big bash beers Wednesday! Big bash beers You boys get the idea! Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed Big Bash! Big Bash! Somethin’ to watch while I’m getting trashed
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More Chillies 03:33
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Down the local minding my own business When our eyes meet across the room Your belt is bright your pants are tight And your ‘stache is in full bloom And I’ve lost count of all the years That I’ve spent staring at you But your beady eyes they hypnotize Yeah whats a boy to do You know just what I like You know just what I need So gimme more! Gimme more! More chillies So gimme more! Gimme more! More chillies So gimme more! Gimme more!! More chillies You know just what I like You know just what I need So gimme more! Paydays only once a week It’s never quite enough From Saturday to Thursday All I do is dream of us Then every friday night I dump my whole pay into you But your bags of gold they don’t get old Yeah whats a boy to do? So gimme more! Gimme more! More chillies So gimme more! Gimme more! More chillies So gimme more! Gimme more!! More chillies You know just what I like You know just what I need So gimme more!
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Mr Damage 03:26
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Holding council with the king and queen Trying hard to decide the fate of their regime There's only one needed to complete the harmonizin' And that's a man with a voice like a scraping violin Waiting for Mr. Damage Toothless jaws gumming melancholy stuff A burst of rapid fire Spanish from a window up above Students out to pose in studied disarray Books of Sartre, Marcuse openly displayed Waiting for, Mr. Damage Mr. Damage, walks through the doors of the sacrificial church Mr. Damage, meets you in the lobby then leaves you in the lurch Mr. Damage, stands at the altar, Sermon of the search All the faithful follow Resident winos stumbling and lurching Walking cadavers smiling and searching Man in the DT's looking at the feeble glossy portraits of long dead celebrated people Waiting for Mr. Damage Trying hard just to keep a candle lit A leather flyer leaves the subway anxious to admit That the marvelled one so recently deposed was seen Three days later in a brand new suit of clothes A brand new suit of clothes for a very special day A brand new suit of clothes for a very special day A brand new suit of clothes for a very special day A very special day, a very special day, a very very very special day Mr Damage holds a curse Mr Damage drives a hearse Don't you know who did it first...Mr Damage Holding council with the king and queen Trying hard to decide the fate of their regime There's only one needed to complete the harmonizin' And that's a man with a voice like a scraping violin Waiting for Mr. Damage Mr. Damage, walks through the doors of the sacrificial church Mr. Damage, meets you in the lobby then leaves you in the lurch Mr. Damage, stands at the altar, Sermon of the search All the faithful follow Holding frozen hands as Mr, Holding frozen hands as Mr, Holding frozen hands as Mr, Damage holds the curse
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A Priest, a Paedophile and a Rapist Walk Into a Bar. He Orders a Drink 00:26
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Down in the Vatican The pastors cracked a fat again He’s seen an Altar boy That’s looking like a toy He wants some of that again He says son get on your knees Now listen really closely please You need to give me a jerk That’s doing the Lords work Quit being such a tease Touched by the hand of God Touched by the hand of God Touched by the hand of God Fucked by a priest

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Lockdown is boring. Who gives a fuck if we just released an 'album' (gotta use that term loosely folks) three weeks ago, here's another. Anything that's over 6 tracks and over 10 minutes long is album, so we got you on a technicality you cunts!

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released July 24, 2020

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Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama Melbourne, Australia

Described as "...It's like if The Chats took a bunch of meth on Smoko then went back to recording". Now, we don't fuck with no meth, but that is the *exact* vibe we be going for.

Deffrey Jahmer - Lead Vocals / Guitar
Tronald Dump - Bass / Backing Vocals
Lalai Dama - Drums / Percussion / Concussion ... more

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