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XXXVMMMMDCCLXXIII
00:27
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ONCE EVERY 13 MINUTES
AN AMERICAN DIES FROM GUN VIOLENCE
BUT THEY WON’T CHANGE THEIR LAWS
‘COS THEY’RE A BUNCH OF STUPID CUNTS
YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF SHITCUNTS
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Paid Vacation
02:18
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I WANNA GO TO HAWAII FOR THE SUMMER
I AIN’T GOT NO VAY-CAY DAYS IT’S A BUMMER
SARGENT JOHNSON CAME UP WITH THIS REALLY NEAT IDEA
HE SAID SHOOT SOMEONE WHOSE INNOCENT GO TRAVELLING FOR A YEAR
ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION
JUSTINE WAS A LOVING MOTHER OF THREE
OH FUCK SHE’S COMIN RIGHT AT ME
ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION
THAT GUY IS LOOKING PRETTY SUSS
WHAT IF HE PULLS A GUN ON US?
PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD AND THEN I’LL SHOW YOU ALL A TRICK
YOU JUST SAY YOUR LIFE FELT THREATENED AND THEY’LL JET YOU OFF SO QUICK
ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION
PAID VACATION
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3. |
Another One
02:33
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HAND ON YOUR HEART FOR AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE BRAVE
BUT WHO’D WANNA BE AN AMERICAN
LAND OF THE THIEF
HOME OF THE SLAVE
WHERE TERRORISM MASQUERADES AS MENTAL HEALTH
AND EACH TIME NEWS IS BREAKING I THINK TO MYSELF
ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKNUT WITH HIS GUN
ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
THERE GOES ANOTHER INCEL FUCKWIT CUNT
BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
THEY ONLY OFFER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
WHO PAYS THE PRICE FOR YOUR LIBERTY?
MORE DEAD IN SCHOOLS
THAN SOLDIERS AT WAR
NECKBEARDS WITH HEAVY ARTILLERY
CAN’T GET A DATE
SHOOT UP A STORE
WHERE HUMAN LIFE IS SECOND TO THE NRA
AND CAMPAIGN MONEY OUTWEIGHS COUNTLESS TRAGEDIES
ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKNUT WITH HIS GUN
ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE
THERE GOES ANOTHER INCEL FUCKWIT CUNT
BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
THEY ONLY OFFER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
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4. |
Samuel William Davidson
02:46
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SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A TOUGH CUNT?
WHEN YOU GO AND DRINK AND DRIVE
THOSE KIDS JUST WANTED ICE-CREAM
THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK ALIVE
YOU SELFISH FUCKING CUNT
I BET YOU SMOKED METH TOO
THE ONLY ONE WHOS NEEDS TO DIE
IN ALL OF THIS IS YOU
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
I SAW YOUR PARENTS TALK
THEY COME OFF REALLY NICE
I’M SORRY THAT THEY’RE SONS A CUNT
WHO KILLS KIDS AND SMOKES ICE
YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FUCKING FAILURE MATE
THE FACT THAT YOU EXIST AT ALL
IT MAKES ME SO IRRATE
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON
YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT
SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS
NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED
I HOPE YOU ROT IN JAIL CUNT
AND GET WHATS COMIN TO YA
I HOPE THOSE BIG BOYS PIN YOU DOWN
AND RUN A TRAIN RIGHT THROUGH YA
I HOPE THEY TAKE A BIG LEAD PIPE
AND SMASH YOUR ALCO FACE
I HOPE THAT EVERY FUCKEN BONE
IS SHATTERED OUT OF PLACE
I HOPE THAT WHEN THEY SLIT YOUR THROAT
YOU’RE LUCID AND STILL BREATHING
JUST KNOW THE CAMERAS ARE TURNED OFF
AND ALL THE GUARDS ARE LEAVING
THERE’S NO INVESTIGATION
AFTER ALL YOUR BLOOD IS SHED
THOSE INMATES DID US ALL A FAVOUR
CUNTS LIKE YOU OUGHTA BE DEAD
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5. |
Qualified Immunity
03:50
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WHO NEEDS A WARRANT
WHEN YOU GOT A BADGE OR A GUN
YOU LOOK AT THEM THE WRONG WAY
AND THEY’LL FUCKIN LIGHT YOU UP
SOMEONE CALLED IN
A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING MAN
OF YOUR ETHNICITY
THEY’RE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND
TRIGGER FINGERS ITCHING
THEY’RE READY TO GO
INCASE YOU’RE UNAWARE
THERE’S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
THEY ROAM THE STREETS
LOOKING FOR A POTENTIAL THREAT
THEY SEE A PENSIONER
'LETS GO AND BUST HIS HEAD'
SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER
SEEMS TO BE THE PLAN
SO IF THEY PULL YOU UP
YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
IT DOESN'T MATTER ‘COS IF YOU COMPLAIN
THEY’LL JUST INVESTIGATE THEMSELVES
THE UNION WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY
IT DOESN'T MATTER 'COS THEY'LL NEVER
SPEND A MINUTE IN CELL
THEY'RE FREE TO SHOOT MINORITIES ANOTHER DAY
BECAUSE
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME
THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY
TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY
YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME
AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT
THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
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6. |
Aloha Scott & Jen
02:17
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ALOHA SCOTT AND JEN
WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
THE BEACHES ARE REAL CLEAN
AND NOTHING IS ON FIRE SO,
PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY
BE SURE TO WEAR YOU LEI
NO RESPONSIBILITIES
WHEN YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY
SIT BACK RELAX AND LOUNGE AROUND
WHILE YOUR COUNTRY IS BURNING DOWN
BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE
COS' YOU'VE GET MARGARITAS YEAH,
AND A FLORAL PRINTED SHIRT
A GRASSY LITTLE SKIRT
AND A DEBIT CARD THAT'S FULL OF MONEY
GIFTED TO YOUR CHURCH
TRUTH BE TOLD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND
I HOPE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BURNS DOWN
YOU STUPID CUNT
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I’M SICK OF SEEING YOUR METH RAVAGED FACE
WHO’S WATCHING YOUR KIDS YOU FUCKING DISGRACE
YOU TELL YOURSELF THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME
BUT WE BOTH KNOW JUST WHAT YOU’LL DO FOR A DIME
GET OFF THE METH!
GET OFF THE METH!
GET (OFF THE METH)
GET (OFF THE METH)
YOU JUNKIE CUNT!
YOU’RE ALWAYS WALKIN ROUND LOOKING LIKE SHIT
YOU SOLD YOUR MUMS RINGS TO PAY FOR THAT HIT
AND THOUGH THE SORES ON YOUR FACE MAKE ME SICK
I’D STILL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS TO SUCK ON MY DICK
GET OFF THE METH!
GET OFF THE METH!
GET OFF THE METH!
GET OFF THE METH!
GET (OFF THE METH)
GET (OFF THE METH)
GET (OFF THE METH)
GET (OFF THE METH)
YOU JUNKIE CUNT!
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RICHARD PUSEY THATS A FITTING NAME
COS YOU’RE A DICK AND A CUNT ALL THE SAME
LIVE YOUR LIFE ALWAYS SHIFTING THE BLAME
NOW YOU’RE COOKED CUNT YOUR ASS IS FAIR GAME
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWE TIME
WHERE YOU’RE GOING CUNT YOU DONT NEED SOAP ON A ROPE
YOU NEED AN ANAL TRAINER, ROSARY BEADS AND PLENTY OF HOPE
BUT IT DON’T MATTER WHO YOU FUCKING PRAY TO
ALPHA DOGS ARE GONNA FUCKIN SLAY YOU
RICH CUNT GONNA LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT LIFE
COME ON!
BET YOU THINK YOU’RE A REAL TOUGH BLOKE
BETTER THAN ALL US COMMON FOLK
ACTUALLY YOU’RE A FUCKING JOKE
HAVE FUN IN JAIL CUNT I HOPE YOU CHOKE
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED
SCUMDOG CUNT
YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWED
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9. |
Dennis
04:15
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DENNIS IS 45 AND LIVES AT HOME WITH MUM
JUST LIKE HE’S DONE FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE
AND THOUGH HE’S NOT ALL THERE
AND DOESN’T GO OUT ANYWHERE
HIS MUM WOULDN’T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD
MUM’S IN HER 70’S AND SHE STILL WORKS FULL TIME
JUST LIKE SHE’S DONE FOR HER WHOLE LIFE
HER BILLS ARE ALWAYS PAID
THE REST SHE NEEDS TUCK AWAY
SHE WILL PROBABLY WORK UNTIL SHE DIES
SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT
SHE SITS UP AND CRIES
COS SHE’S NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER
AND IF SHE CAN’T GO ON FOREVER
THEN WHO LOOKS AFTER DENNIS?
MUMS INTUITION HAS ALWAYS BEEN SPOT ON
SHE’S FEELING THIS IS HER LAST NIGHT
HER HANDS ON DENNIS FACE
SHE SAYS LISTEN I LOVE YOU MATE
PROMISE YOU THAT THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT
THEY BURIED MUM LAST WEEK NEXT TO HER HUSBAND
AND DENNIS DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
DENNIS IS 45 AND LIVES AT HOME ALONE
AND HE CAN’T RECOGNISE HIS LIFE
HE GET’S HIS MEALS ON WHEELS
AND CARER ONCE A WEEK
NO MORE THAN HE NEEDS TO SURVIVE
THE PAINT IS PEELING OFF THE GARDENS ARE ALL DEAD
HE’S LOSING EVERYTHING HE’S KNOWN
MUMS OTHER KIDS DON’T CALL
BUT STILL THEY WANT TO SELL IT ALL
THEY GO AND STICK DENNIS IN A HOME
SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT
HE SITS UP AND CRIES
BECAUSE HE JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH CHANGE
AND THINGS THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED IN YEARS
AND HE JUST WONDERS WHERE HIS MUM IS
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Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama Melbourne, Australia
Described as "...It's like if The Chats took a bunch of meth on Smoko then went back to recording". Now, we don't fuck with
no meth, but that is the *exact* vibe we be going for.
Deffrey Jahmer - Lead Vocals / Guitar
Tronald Dump - Bass / Backing Vocals
Lalai Dama - Drums / Percussion / Concussion
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