Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama

by Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama

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    Best described as easy-listening music for the elderly, your grandparents will surely appreciate a copy this Christmas.
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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    A limited of run of 30 cassettes for all you super retro cunts out there. Normal Type-1 Bias so not the ritzy shit, but it sounds good enough for us so you'll have to make do. Let's be honest our music already sounds shitty, so we don't think a High-Bias tape is going make much of a difference. Certainly not worth the extra 75 cents per tape.

    Ships from September 1st 2020.

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ONCE EVERY 13 MINUTES AN AMERICAN DIES FROM GUN VIOLENCE BUT THEY WON’T CHANGE THEIR LAWS ‘COS THEY’RE A BUNCH OF STUPID CUNTS YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF SHITCUNTS
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I WANNA GO TO HAWAII FOR THE SUMMER I AIN’T GOT NO VAY-CAY DAYS IT’S A BUMMER SARGENT JOHNSON CAME UP WITH THIS REALLY NEAT IDEA HE SAID SHOOT SOMEONE WHOSE INNOCENT GO TRAVELLING FOR A YEAR ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION JUSTINE WAS A LOVING MOTHER OF THREE OH FUCK SHE’S COMIN RIGHT AT ME ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION THAT GUY IS LOOKING PRETTY SUSS WHAT IF HE PULLS A GUN ON US? PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD AND THEN I’LL SHOW YOU ALL A TRICK YOU JUST SAY YOUR LIFE FELT THREATENED AND THEY’LL JET YOU OFF SO QUICK ON A PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION, PAID VACATION PAID VACATION
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Another One 02:33
HAND ON YOUR HEART FOR AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE BUT WHO’D WANNA BE AN AMERICAN LAND OF THE THIEF HOME OF THE SLAVE WHERE TERRORISM MASQUERADES AS MENTAL HEALTH AND EACH TIME NEWS IS BREAKING I THINK TO MYSELF ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKNUT WITH HIS GUN ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE THERE GOES ANOTHER INCEL FUCKWIT CUNT BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE THEY ONLY OFFER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS WHO PAYS THE PRICE FOR YOUR LIBERTY? MORE DEAD IN SCHOOLS THAN SOLDIERS AT WAR NECKBEARDS WITH HEAVY ARTILLERY CAN’T GET A DATE SHOOT UP A STORE WHERE HUMAN LIFE IS SECOND TO THE NRA AND CAMPAIGN MONEY OUTWEIGHS COUNTLESS TRAGEDIES ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKNUT WITH HIS GUN ANOTHER ONE, THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE THERE GOES ANOTHER INCEL FUCKWIT CUNT BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE THEY ONLY OFFER THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
4.
SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED DO YOU FEEL LIKE A TOUGH CUNT? WHEN YOU GO AND DRINK AND DRIVE THOSE KIDS JUST WANTED ICE-CREAM THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK ALIVE YOU SELFISH FUCKING CUNT I BET YOU SMOKED METH TOO THE ONLY ONE WHOS NEEDS TO DIE IN ALL OF THIS IS YOU SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED I SAW YOUR PARENTS TALK THEY COME OFF REALLY NICE I’M SORRY THAT THEY’RE SONS A CUNT WHO KILLS KIDS AND SMOKES ICE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING FAILURE MATE THE FACT THAT YOU EXIST AT ALL IT MAKES ME SO IRRATE SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED SAMUEL WILLIAM DAVIDSON YOU CHILD KILLING CUNT SEEN YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE NEWS NOW YOU CAN GO GET FUCKED I HOPE YOU ROT IN JAIL CUNT AND GET WHATS COMIN TO YA I HOPE THOSE BIG BOYS PIN YOU DOWN AND RUN A TRAIN RIGHT THROUGH YA I HOPE THEY TAKE A BIG LEAD PIPE AND SMASH YOUR ALCO FACE I HOPE THAT EVERY FUCKEN BONE IS SHATTERED OUT OF PLACE I HOPE THAT WHEN THEY SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU’RE LUCID AND STILL BREATHING JUST KNOW THE CAMERAS ARE TURNED OFF AND ALL THE GUARDS ARE LEAVING THERE’S NO INVESTIGATION AFTER ALL YOUR BLOOD IS SHED THOSE INMATES DID US ALL A FAVOUR CUNTS LIKE YOU OUGHTA BE DEAD
5.
WHO NEEDS A WARRANT WHEN YOU GOT A BADGE OR A GUN YOU LOOK AT THEM THE WRONG WAY AND THEY’LL FUCKIN LIGHT YOU UP SOMEONE CALLED IN A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING MAN OF YOUR ETHNICITY THEY’RE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND TRIGGER FINGERS ITCHING THEY’RE READY TO GO INCASE YOU’RE UNAWARE THERE’S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME THEY ROAM THE STREETS LOOKING FOR A POTENTIAL THREAT THEY SEE A PENSIONER 'LETS GO AND BUST HIS HEAD' SHOOT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER SEEMS TO BE THE PLAN SO IF THEY PULL YOU UP YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME IT DOESN'T MATTER ‘COS IF YOU COMPLAIN THEY’LL JUST INVESTIGATE THEMSELVES THE UNION WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY IT DOESN'T MATTER 'COS THEY'LL NEVER SPEND A MINUTE IN CELL THEY'RE FREE TO SHOOT MINORITIES ANOTHER DAY BECAUSE THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS EVEN IF YOU DON’T COMMIT A CRIME THEY’VE GOT THAT QUALIFIED IMMUNITY TO KILL YOU WITH IMPUNITY YOU NEVER SEE A COPPER DOING TIME AMENDMENTS DON’T APPLY TONIGHT THEY VIOLATE YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS
6.
ALOHA SCOTT AND JEN WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THE BEACHES ARE REAL CLEAN AND NOTHING IS ON FIRE SO, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY BE SURE TO WEAR YOU LEI NO RESPONSIBILITIES WHEN YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY SIT BACK RELAX AND LOUNGE AROUND WHILE YOUR COUNTRY IS BURNING DOWN BUT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE COS' YOU'VE GET MARGARITAS YEAH, AND A FLORAL PRINTED SHIRT A GRASSY LITTLE SKIRT AND A DEBIT CARD THAT'S FULL OF MONEY GIFTED TO YOUR CHURCH TRUTH BE TOLD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND I HOPE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BURNS DOWN YOU STUPID CUNT
7.
I’M SICK OF SEEING YOUR METH RAVAGED FACE WHO’S WATCHING YOUR KIDS YOU FUCKING DISGRACE YOU TELL YOURSELF THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME BUT WE BOTH KNOW JUST WHAT YOU’LL DO FOR A DIME GET OFF THE METH! GET OFF THE METH! GET (OFF THE METH) GET (OFF THE METH) YOU JUNKIE CUNT! YOU’RE ALWAYS WALKIN ROUND LOOKING LIKE SHIT YOU SOLD YOUR MUMS RINGS TO PAY FOR THAT HIT AND THOUGH THE SORES ON YOUR FACE MAKE ME SICK I’D STILL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS TO SUCK ON MY DICK GET OFF THE METH! GET OFF THE METH! GET OFF THE METH! GET OFF THE METH! GET (OFF THE METH) GET (OFF THE METH) GET (OFF THE METH) GET (OFF THE METH) YOU JUNKIE CUNT!
8.
RICHARD PUSEY THATS A FITTING NAME COS YOU’RE A DICK AND A CUNT ALL THE SAME LIVE YOUR LIFE ALWAYS SHIFTING THE BLAME NOW YOU’RE COOKED CUNT YOUR ASS IS FAIR GAME SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWE TIME WHERE YOU’RE GOING CUNT YOU DONT NEED SOAP ON A ROPE YOU NEED AN ANAL TRAINER, ROSARY BEADS AND PLENTY OF HOPE BUT IT DON’T MATTER WHO YOU FUCKING PRAY TO ALPHA DOGS ARE GONNA FUCKIN SLAY YOU RICH CUNT GONNA LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT LIFE COME ON! BET YOU THINK YOU’RE A REAL TOUGH BLOKE BETTER THAN ALL US COMMON FOLK ACTUALLY YOU’RE A FUCKING JOKE HAVE FUN IN JAIL CUNT I HOPE YOU CHOKE SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORROWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOUR MUM SHOULD’VE SWALLOWED SCUMDOG CUNT YOU’RE LIVING ON BORRROWED
9.
Dennis 04:15
DENNIS IS 45 AND LIVES AT HOME WITH MUM JUST LIKE HE’S DONE FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE AND THOUGH HE’S NOT ALL THERE AND DOESN’T GO OUT ANYWHERE HIS MUM WOULDN’T CHANGE IT FOR THE WORLD MUM’S IN HER 70’S AND SHE STILL WORKS FULL TIME JUST LIKE SHE’S DONE FOR HER WHOLE LIFE HER BILLS ARE ALWAYS PAID THE REST SHE NEEDS TUCK AWAY SHE WILL PROBABLY WORK UNTIL SHE DIES SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT SHE SITS UP AND CRIES COS SHE’S NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER AND IF SHE CAN’T GO ON FOREVER THEN WHO LOOKS AFTER DENNIS? MUMS INTUITION HAS ALWAYS BEEN SPOT ON SHE’S FEELING THIS IS HER LAST NIGHT HER HANDS ON DENNIS FACE SHE SAYS LISTEN I LOVE YOU MATE PROMISE YOU THAT THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT THEY BURIED MUM LAST WEEK NEXT TO HER HUSBAND AND DENNIS DOESN’T UNDERSTAND DENNIS IS 45 AND LIVES AT HOME ALONE AND HE CAN’T RECOGNISE HIS LIFE HE GET’S HIS MEALS ON WHEELS AND CARER ONCE A WEEK NO MORE THAN HE NEEDS TO SURVIVE THE PAINT IS PEELING OFF THE GARDENS ARE ALL DEAD HE’S LOSING EVERYTHING HE’S KNOWN MUMS OTHER KIDS DON’T CALL BUT STILL THEY WANT TO SELL IT ALL THEY GO AND STICK DENNIS IN A HOME SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT HE SITS UP AND CRIES BECAUSE HE JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH CHANGE AND THINGS THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED IN YEARS AND HE JUST WONDERS WHERE HIS MUM IS

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We're like Frenzal Rhomb, if Frenzal Rhomb were shit. Well, shitter than they already are. Just kidding, we wanna make friends. Our band name alone should be enough for you to buy our shit, it's pretty much our only redeeming feature. Even if you hate us, at least listen to 'Dennis', it actually goes alright.

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released July 1, 2020

Deffrey Jahmer - Lead Vocals / Guitar
Tronald Dump - Bass / Backing Vocals
Lalai Dama - Drums / Percussion

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Jeffrey Dahmer and the Dalai Lama Melbourne, Australia

Described as "...It's like if The Chats took a bunch of meth on Smoko then went back to recording". Now, we don't fuck with no meth, but that is the *exact* vibe we be going for.

Deffrey Jahmer - Lead Vocals / Guitar
Tronald Dump - Bass / Backing Vocals
Lalai Dama - Drums / Percussion / Concussion
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